Things You Should Have Wondered About ok, so 20 mis out of date!
#1
Posted 01 September 2008 - 07:05 PM
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
13.. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
19. Ever wonder about those people who spend £1.50 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
21. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
Someone stole my Thunder...
#2
Posted 01 September 2008 - 07:15 PM
We don't have hair colour on our driving licenses.
Someone clearly doesn't like the chinese.
This post has been edited by JamesMalin: 01 September 2008 - 07:16 PM
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#4
Posted 01 September 2008 - 07:30 PM
And Ben is being dense
Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
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#5
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:35 PM
And Ben is being dense
James can't read as Ben hasn't edited - so who is dense now!!
I stole BenF's Thunder ...
Pat
#6
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:36 PM
Poland - Poles is not same as Holland - Holes as Holland has two of the letter in the middle!!
This post has been edited by Crystalpuma: 01 September 2008 - 09:37 PM
Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
Nancy & Vix
#7 Guest_Tiggr_*
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:37 PM
And Ben cans type - Look at title
#8
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:38 PM
This post has been edited by Crystalpuma: 01 September 2008 - 09:38 PM
Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
Nancy & Vix
#9
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:38 PM
And Ben is being dense
thank you Pat - I wondered whether I had missed something!
Someone stole my Thunder...
#10
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:39 PM
cans? Matt can't type either!!
I stole BenF's Thunder ...
Pat
#11
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:39 PM
This post has been edited by Crystalpuma: 01 September 2008 - 09:41 PM
Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
Nancy & Vix
#12
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:39 PM
You have sweetie ... look at the title (thanks to Matt)
I stole BenF's Thunder ...
Pat
#13
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:40 PM
Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
Nancy & Vix
#14
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:41 PM
which thread?
ok, so I added an 'm' to 'is', but what is it with Hollland?
Someone stole my Thunder...
#15
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:42 PM
lol - apologies, Vix ........ didn't think James was that bright!! (joke, James )
I stole BenF's Thunder ...
Pat
#16
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:43 PM
BEN READ THIS!!!!
This post has been edited by Crystalpuma: 01 September 2008 - 09:44 PM
Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
Nancy & Vix
#17
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:43 PM
which thread?
substitute 'post'
I stole BenF's Thunder ...
Pat
#18 Guest_Tiggr_*
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:44 PM
Matt is pissed ( and i even checked what I'd typed )
#19
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:45 PM
If Ben and Pat aren't pissed then I don't know what's going on
Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
Nancy & Vix
#20
Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:46 PM
If Ben and Pat aren't pissed then I don't know what's going on
Can't speak for Ben but I have only drunk tap water all evening!!
I stole BenF's Thunder ...
Pat