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Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
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Why Men Are Never Depressed
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Posted 26 April 2008 - 05:19 PM
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Posted 26 April 2008 - 07:00 PM
QUOTE (Neil @ Apr 26 2008, 06:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Pfftt!
Righty tighty, lefty loosy!!!!!
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:37 PM
That is funnier than the joke!!
I stole BenF's Thunder ...
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:41 PM
QUOTE (Caloubear @ Apr 26 2008, 08:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pfftt!
Righty tighty, lefty loosy!!!!!
Righty tighty, lefty loosy!!!!!
Do you apply that technique on Bill???
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:52 PM
I never had any complaints about it - I always screw the right way!!
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:08 PM
I think we'll take your word for that, Carol
Someone stole my Thunder...
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:10 PM
*giggles*
Women can't help the fact that the different areas of their brains are better connected
Women can't help the fact that the different areas of their brains are better connected
This post has been edited by Crystalpuma: 07 May 2008 - 08:11 PM
"Margaret was right...piracy is our only option"
Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
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Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:23 PM
Well sometimes I think my head *might* fall off...
"Margaret was right...piracy is our only option"
Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
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Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
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