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#1 User is offline   Jessie 

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  Posted 13 May 2007 - 08:57 PM

I know this was up as a Joke ages ago, but I thought I'd repost it as a game.

Basically think of a brand name that you know the slogan to and add the word Condoms to the end of the brand and post the lot.

Eg.
Sainburys Condoms - Making Life Taste Better.
Tesco Condoms - Every Little Bit Helps.
Nokia Condoms - Connecting People.
Mars Condoms - Helping You Work Rest and Play.

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Posted 13 May 2007 - 09:00 PM

Intel Condoms - Intel inside
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 09:13 PM

Minstrels condoms - melt in your mouth not in your hand. biggrin.gif
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 09:21 PM

Mac Donalds Condom - I'm lovin it
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 09:30 PM

Dominos condoms - Arrives hot in 30 mins or you get it for free. laugh.gif
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 09:33 PM

American Express condoms - Don't leave home without it!
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 09:35 PM

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good

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Posted 13 May 2007 - 09:36 PM

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Posted 13 May 2007 - 09:36 PM

Capital One Condoms - Whats in your wallet?
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 09:42 PM

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Radio Times condoms - If it's on, it's in!
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 06:09 AM

Mars Condoms - Help you work, rest & play.
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 06:55 AM

Golden Nuggets condoms - it tastes yee haa!!
Horlicks condoms - do not disturb
Half spoon condoms - twice as sweet os use half as much

Kit-kat condoms - have a break....
Relentless condoms - no half measures
Pepperami condoms - are you barmy about salami

This post has been edited by cherwass: 14 May 2007 - 06:55 AM

I love my Puma

Badges, mats, number plate, wheels, gear knob, K&N filter and Powerflex (I like to call 'em Pumaflex!)and cam belt so far

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 06:59 AM

Frosties condoms - They're Grrrreat!

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you just can't stop

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 07:02 AM

Extralube ZX1 condoms - the ultimate friction eliminator
Andrex condoms - soft strong and very very long

Fair trade condoms - a better deal for thrid world producers (I'm on a roll! biggrin.gif )
Crisp and dry condoms - take the kitchen towel test
Cadburys's creme egg condoms - how do you eat yours
Doritos (new bigger pack) condoms - better for sharing
Rolo condoms - do you love anyone enough?
Lloyds bank condoms - follow the black horse
Halifax condoms - get a little extra help
Electrolux condoms - nothing sucks like an electrolux
Ikea condoms - screw yourself
Zanussi condoms - the appliance of science

This post has been edited by cherwass: 14 May 2007 - 07:09 AM

I love my Puma

Badges, mats, number plate, wheels, gear knob, K&N filter and Powerflex (I like to call 'em Pumaflex!)and cam belt so far

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 07:08 AM

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 07:10 AM

Mazda condoms - zoom zoom zoom!
I love my Puma

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 06:51 PM

Thorntons Condoms - Chocolate Heaven since 1911
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 05:59 AM

Burger King condoms - have it your way
I love my Puma

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Posted 15 May 2007 - 12:12 PM

MS Visual Studio Condoms - Inspiration Starts Somewhere
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 12:16 PM

Pritt Stick condoms - The non sticky sticky stuff

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