What is the best value car you have ever bought?? You could justify this in terms of spending next to nothing (gifts do not count) or you could justofy it in terms of bang for buck.
It is a little hard to quantify the spirit of this thread but here goes my attempt.
My mum works as a nurse and her boss, Big Gay Dave (he won't mind this at all - he is big, he is homosexual and his name is David), was upgrading his car. Mum told me that he was scrapping his old car as ti had failed its MOT and was a bit tired. I asked her to speak to David and encourage him to hold on to the car (a 1.3 micra) until I had seen it.
I arrived at BGD's house and there was the car, a blue micra, with 76k on. As soon as I arrived a camp tirade of woes was thrust upon me. "I am set on getting a fiesta and I can't be doing with any rubbish from this old heap. Just take it away..."
I asked him to show me the MOT failure sheet, expecting to see eons of failure data. I was pleasantly surprised. Brake light, tyre, exhaust. THAT WAS IT! There was a scrape t the bumper and a pin dent here opr there - nothing mega. Admittedly, the interior was a bit of a shrine to Greggs. I spent a fair while marvelling at the time and effort involved in coating the interior of a car with a uniform layer of puff pastry crumbs, ornamented here and there, well everywhere really with glistening purple cadbury's wrappers.
I asked him how much he wanted and he said £50! Though this was a steal, I knocked a fiver off (bastard I know) and promptly took the car.
The next weekend, the bits were acquired, the MOT booked. I gave the car to my mate (for free) as he needed one and for the next 5 years, he and his brother abused it like mad. It was eventually scrapped but for £45, a car for 5 years, that only needed a bootlid (don't ask) and the occasional service seems good value to me.
What are your bargain stories? I have one more but will only post if others join in

Best,
Fred.