[Jessie]

A wife was trying to explain the purchase of some expensive underwear to her husband.

"After all, dear," she said, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"

"No," the husband replied, "and I wouldn't expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver either!"

[pumapilot]

[Midnight Blue]

[BenF]

[shyann]